6.25.2008

Anyone seen Jeb?

I've been trying to call/e-mail Jeb for the last three weeks, and to no response! All I can imagine is that he's eaten himself into a gluttonous stupor, or that he was kidnapped by that Puerto Rican transvestite hooker he's so fond of.

4 comments:

nolaandy said...

Maybe he ate himself and forget to spitim back up...?

Link cuz I couldn't embed dunno why

jared said...

i see him in the "cyberspace" quite a bit. but that doesnt rules out the gluttony.

Portland.Perry said...

it's now been 2.5 months since I've spoken with him. if anyone sees the lifeless sap crawling out of the gutter, kick him in the balls for me.

Portland.Perry said...

7 months, still no response. Ouch.